I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
JOSEPH HELLERThey agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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