Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
JOSEPH HELLERI think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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