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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.

Joseph Heller

History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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Bag Coincidence History Open Random Trash Wind
Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Born Innocence
Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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Change Confidence Courage Discovery Dread Fear Lost
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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Civilization Earth End Peace
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Dreams Night
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Mad Paranoid
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Boy Grow Up Little
Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Adjective Adverb Death Declare Hands
You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Ashame Failure Trick
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Attempt Die Forever Live Man
I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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Life Negative Responsiblity Run Save
Insanity is contagious.
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Contagious Insane One Liner
Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Air Exercise Fresh Meet Opportunity People Prostitution Trouble
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Deserve Fun Leadership Work
I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Broken Heart Miracle Time
I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Freedom Live Strong

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