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Every writer I know has trouble writing.

Joseph Heller

Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Born Innocence
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Deserve Fun Leadership Work
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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Job Principle Quit Regret
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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Bulling Difficult Drug Endurance Failure Meditation Success Suicide
History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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Bag Coincidence History Open Random Trash Wind
I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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Life Negative Responsiblity Run Save
Insanity is contagious.
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Contagious Insane One Liner
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Attempt Die Forever Live Man
When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Angel Decent Heaven Human Impulse Poeple Saint Tragedy
Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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Drive Live Packet
There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Achievement Disappointment Numb
He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Enjoyment Except Literature
I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Freedom Live Strong
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Boy Grow Up Little
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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Enemy Kill War
Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Air Exercise Fresh Meet Opportunity People Prostitution Trouble

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