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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.

Joseph Heller

Rise above principal and do what’s right.
JOSEPH HELLER

Inspirational One Liner Principle Right Rise
I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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Life Negative Responsiblity Run Save
I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Freedom Live Strong
While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
JOSEPH HELLER

Deal Greatness Important Work
There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Achievement Disappointment Numb
Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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Broken Heart Die Old
Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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Change Confidence Courage Discovery Dread Fear Lost
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Country Crazy Executive Scare
When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Disagree Objective Urge
Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Adjective Adverb Death Declare Hands
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Freedom People Question Want
What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
JOSEPH HELLER

Rain Wet
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
JOSEPH HELLER

Job Principle Quit Regret
Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Born Innocence
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Lack Self Made Success
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Achievement Born Medicore Mediocrity Men Sarcastic Thrust

What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.

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