When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
JOSEPH HELLERI want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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