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Insanity is contagious.

Joseph Heller

I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
JOSEPH HELLER

Broken Heart Miracle Time
You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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Appreciation Character Courage Intelligence Moral
There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Achievement Disappointment Numb
Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Alive Death Die Furious Life
When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Disagree Objective Urge
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Achievement Born Medicore Mediocrity Men Sarcastic Thrust
Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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Trouble Writer Writing
The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Villain
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Attempt Die Forever Live Man
Insanity is contagious.
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Contagious Insane One Liner
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Freedom People Question Want
Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
JOSEPH HELLER

Broken Heart Die Old
What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Rain Wet
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
JOSEPH HELLER

Job Principle Quit Regret
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Country Crazy Executive Scare
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
JOSEPH HELLER

Acceptance Bad Luck Destiny Injustice

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