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Insanity is contagious.

Joseph Heller

The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Ignorance Law Mind Nature Paranoid Promote
When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Disagree Objective Urge
Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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Broken Heart Die Old
Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Die Inspirational Live Positive Worth
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Freedom People Question Want
Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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Government Industry Private Togetherness
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Deserve Fun Leadership Work
Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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Change Confidence Courage Discovery Dread Fear Lost
They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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Agree Education Necessary People Possible Question
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Dreams Night
I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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Life Negative Responsiblity Run Save
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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Acceptance Bad Luck Destiny Injustice
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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Civilization Earth End Peace
In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Accident Failure Predict
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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Bulling Difficult Drug Endurance Failure Meditation Success Suicide
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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Enemy Kill War

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