I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
JOSEPH HELLERI’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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