The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
H. L. MENCKENEvery decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
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Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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