A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
H. L. MENCKENEvery decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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Free speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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