The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
H. L. MENCKENMisogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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The State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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