Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
H. L. MENCKENOn one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
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The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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