A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
H. L. MENCKENOn one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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Free speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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Change is not progress.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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