A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
H. L. MENCKENOn one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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