Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
H. L. MENCKENNo one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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