The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
H. L. MENCKENNo one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
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