A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
H. L. MENCKENNo one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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