The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
H. L. MENCKENA cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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There is no idea so stupid that you can’t find a professor who will believe it.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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