There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
H. L. MENCKENThe demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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Free speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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