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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

Frank Zappa

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

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