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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

Frank Zappa

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

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