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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

Frank Zappa

Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

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