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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

Frank Zappa

A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

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