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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

Frank Zappa

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beauty Die Shoes
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
FRANK ZAPPA

Enjoyment Irritation People
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
FRANK ZAPPA

Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPA

Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPA

Air Environment Protection Vote
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
FRANK ZAPPA

Determination Difference Estate Religion
So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPA

Book One Liner Time
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPA

Freedom Illusion Profit
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Modern Music Song

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