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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

Frank Zappa

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song

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