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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

Frank Zappa

A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

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