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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

Frank Zappa

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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Compose Fragment Involvement Time
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up

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