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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

Frank Zappa

One and one is eleven.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational One Liner
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Sell
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
So many books, so little time.
FRANK ZAPPA

Book One Liner Time
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
FRANK ZAPPA

Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPA

Kids Positive Property
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
FRANK ZAPPA

Freedom People Personal
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
FRANK ZAPPA

Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
FRANK ZAPPA

Architecture Dance Music Writing
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Space Universe
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
FRANK ZAPPA

Communism People Stuff Work
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPA

Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPA

Healing Inspirational Sick
One size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPA

One Liner Size Truth
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

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