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Frank Zappa

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle

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