If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPAIf we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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One and one is eleven.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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One size does not fit all.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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