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Frank Zappa

Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Lady Meat Old Price
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes

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