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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.

Frank Zappa

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
FRANK ZAPPA

Lady Meat Old Price
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
FRANK ZAPPA

Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
FRANK ZAPPA

Air Environment Protection Vote
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
FRANK ZAPPA

Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Music is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPA

Always Music Society
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
FRANK ZAPPA

Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Space Universe
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPA

People Weird
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
FRANK ZAPPA

Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPA

College Education Laid Library
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
FRANK ZAPPA

Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPA

Memories Past Regret Remember
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational People Wrong
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beware Enemy Fish People

If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.

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