Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPAIf we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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