Cats invented self-esteem.
ERMA BOMBECKI am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
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When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.
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Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation’s compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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Children make your life important.
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Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle.
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Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.
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The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?
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Every puppy should have a boy.
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Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn’t even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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He who laughs lasts.
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Housework can kill you if done right.
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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