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Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.

Erma Bombeck

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
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Beginning Different Husband Vacation Wife
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
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Bed Death Funny Motivation Sleep Women
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
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Inspirational Laughter Yourself
People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
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Doctor Funny Humor People Survive Money
I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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Exercise Insect Inspiration Woman
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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Food Improvement Time
Friends are “annuals” that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a “perennial” that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There’s a place in the garden for both of them.
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Endurance Family Friendship Funny Garden Place
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
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Family Fun Herself Mom Relationship Yourself
When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.
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Appearance Home Humor Time Travel Yourself
Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation’s compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.
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Care Compassion Each Other Face Human Love Nation Patience Reflection
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn’t even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.
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Clean Experience Food Funny God Oneself Religious
Housework can kill you if done right.
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Funny Kill Work Yourself
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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Civilization Humor Loss
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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Children Courage Funny Inspirational Moments Parents White
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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Family Judgement Mom Understand
There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.
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Fun Funny Mother Water Wrong

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