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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Erma Bombeck

Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children.
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Children Funny Parents Reward Survive
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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Family Judgement Mom Understand
Every puppy should have a boy.
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Animal Boy Company Dog Friendship
A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. “What shall we name the other one?” I smiled. She was not amused.
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Body Boundary Community Fun Funny Humor Myself Smile
People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
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Doctor Funny Humor People Survive Money
Time. It hangs heavy for the bored, eludes the busy, flies by the for young, and runs out for the aged.
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Age Run Time Young
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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Bed Boredom Family Mom Myself
Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.
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Children Encouragement Independence Lose
I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It’s just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.
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Death Experience Food Funny Hope Humor Man Myself Pieces Travel
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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Advice Children Funny Yourself
Kids need love the most when they’re acting most unlovable.
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Act Children Forgiveness Love
A grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn’t charge more after midnight – or anything before midnight.
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Kindess Night Oneself Parents Price
As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
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Believe Book Children Friendship Herself Library Myself
Success is outliving your failures.
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Failure Growth Inspirational Live One Liner Success
Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation’s compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.
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Care Compassion Each Other Face Human Love Nation Patience Reflection

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