It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
ERMA BOMBECKHe who laughs lasts.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation’s compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle.
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
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Cats invented self-esteem.
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A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. “What shall we name the other one?” I smiled. She was not amused.
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I read one psychologist’s theory that said, “Never strike a child in your anger.” When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he’s recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday?
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Good kids are like sunsets. We take them for granted. Every evening they disappear. Most parents never imagine how hard they try to please us, and how miserable they feel when they think they have failed.
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Some emotions don’t make a lot of noise. It’s hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint – like a heartbeat. And pure love – why, some days it’s so quiet, you don’t even know it’s there.
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Success is outliving your failures.
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Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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Housework can kill you if done right.
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