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He who laughs lasts.

Erma Bombeck

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises.
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There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.
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Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation’s compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.
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Care Compassion Each Other Face Human Love Nation Patience Reflection
I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
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Children make your life important.
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Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children.
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Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn’t even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.
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Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me’.
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The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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When you’re lecturing teenagers and they begin to hum and leave the room, you can sense there is hostility.
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Kids need love the most when they’re acting most unlovable.
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