Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
DOROTHY PARKERNow, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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