Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
DOROTHY PARKERYou do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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