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Dorothy Parker Quote - This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.

This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.

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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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Best Books Hands Myself Run
Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Women and elephants never forget.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Deep God Himself Money People Thinking
I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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Hate Myself People Rich
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Language No Talk Woman
Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Art Seat Writing
And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Burn Heart Myself Safety Scars
The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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