I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
DOROTHY PARKERSaid after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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