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Dorothy Parker Quote - The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.

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Forget Give Up Inspirational Myself One Liner
Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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Deny Fake Lying Storm Trouble
Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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Future Love Past Seek Sorrow
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Friendship Mom Pregnant Yourself
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Acceptance Leaving Myself
Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Break Friendship Time
Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Creativity Discipline Eyes Mindset Wild
Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Death Growth Rose Willing
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Language No Talk Woman
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Company Myself Talk Yourself
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Act Quick
If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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Change Funny Life Myself Oneself Sex Story
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Language No Talk Woman
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Man Myself Relationship Requirement Stupidity

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