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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.

Dorothy Parker

There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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Distance Hell Simplicity Sports Truth Word
Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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Excitement Fortune Irritation
I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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Mindset True Writing
Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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City Place Search
I hate writing, I love having written.
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Hate Love Myself Writing
Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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Goodness Hide Safety Treasure Woman
And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Himself Run Stay
What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Beautiful Clean Deep Order Skin Ugly
Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Letter Look Word
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Act Quick
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Avoid Best Drink Stay Way
Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Brave Doctor Serious
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Dance End Surprise Woman Young
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Food Forever People
The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Cheating Hollywood Reality
They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Sick Storm

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.

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