What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
DOROTHY PARKERThe definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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