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Dorothy Parker Quote - The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.

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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
DOROTHY PARKER

Drink Food Funny Myself
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Act Quick
I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Change Myself Word Writing
They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Sick Storm
There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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Around Charm Done Stop
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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Diamond Health Money Myself
Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Creativity Discipline Eyes Mindset Wild
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Alcohol Quick Vice
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Alcohol Angry Food Funny Grapes Wine
Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Death Growth Rose Willing
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Boredom Curious Deep
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Atmosphere Best Children Home
Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
DOROTHY PARKER

Letter Look Word
Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
DOROTHY PARKER

Change Funny Life Myself Oneself Sex Story
Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Art Seat Writing
I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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Mindset True Writing

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