Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
DOROTHY PARKERThe definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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