It was written without fear and without research.
DOROTHY PARKERThe definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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