Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
DOROTHY PARKERI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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