His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
DOROTHY PARKERAnd I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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