I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKERAnd I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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It was written without fear and without research.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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