Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
DOROTHY PARKERConstant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
DOROTHY PARKERI require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
DOROTHY PARKERI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKERIt was written without fear and without research.
DOROTHY PARKERWhere unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
DOROTHY PARKERYou can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
DOROTHY PARKERAll I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
DOROTHY PARKERI don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
DOROTHY PARKERMaybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
DOROTHY PARKERIf love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
DOROTHY PARKERThe best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
DOROTHY PARKEROf Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
DOROTHY PARKERHeterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
DOROTHY PARKEROf Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
DOROTHY PARKERI know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
DOROTHY PARKEROf course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
DOROTHY PARKER