If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
DOROTHY PARKEROf Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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