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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.

Dorothy Parker

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKER

Food Forever People
I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
DOROTHY PARKER

End Happiness History Human Willing
You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
DOROTHY PARKER

Action Responsibility Yourself
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
DOROTHY PARKER

Atmosphere Best Children Home
Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
DOROTHY PARKER

Death God
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
DOROTHY PARKER

Act Quick
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
DOROTHY PARKER

Bad Food Growth Taste
Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
DOROTHY PARKER

Challenge Honesty Survive Test Yourself
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Fight Liberty Man Room Start
People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Death People Young
Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
DOROTHY PARKER

Death Growth Rose Willing
Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
DOROTHY PARKER

Excitement Fortune Irritation
Writing well is the best revenge.
DOROTHY PARKER

One Liner Revenge Writing
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKER

Food Forever People
I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
DOROTHY PARKER

Mindset True Writing
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
DOROTHY PARKER

Alcohol Quick Vice

Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.

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