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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.

Dorothy Parker

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  Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.

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  Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!

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  I can’t write five words but that I change seven.

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  Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.

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  And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.

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