The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
DOROTHY PARKEROf Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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