The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
DOROTHY PARKERI hate writing, I love having written.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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