That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKERI hate writing, I love having written.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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