Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
DOROTHY PARKERI hate writing, I love having written.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
DOROTHY PARKER







