You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
DOROTHY PARKERDucking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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