Women and elephants never forget.
DOROTHY PARKERI don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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