Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
DOROTHY PARKERI don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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