Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
DOROTHY PARKERI don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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