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Dorothy Parker Quote - People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.

People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.

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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Easy Love People Sweet Yourself
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Food Forever People
Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Death Growth Rose Willing
Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Acceptance Leaving Myself
Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Boredom Elegant Manner Right
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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Drink Food Funny Myself
Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Language No Talk Woman
Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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Identity Normal Popular
[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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Friendship Mom Pregnant Yourself
But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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Forget Give Up Inspirational Myself One Liner

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