Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKERPeople ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Women and elephants never forget.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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