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Dorothy Parker Quote - People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.

People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.

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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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Future Love Past Seek Sorrow
But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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Forget Give Up Inspirational Myself One Liner
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Alcohol Quick Vice
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Myself Tone View Voice
And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Himself Run Stay
It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Entertainment Fun Goodness Myself
There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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Distance Hell Simplicity Sports Truth Word
I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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Best Books Hands Myself Run
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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Drink Food Funny Myself
It was written without fear and without research.
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Fear Research Writing
Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Armor Protection Safety Weapon
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Acceptance Leaving Myself
Women and elephants never forget.
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Animal Forget Funny Woman
The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Education Learning Yourself
If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Company Myself Talk Yourself
I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Character Drink Identity Myself Problem Writing

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