It was written without fear and without research.
DOROTHY PARKERPeople ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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