This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
DOROTHY PARKERThe best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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