That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKERThe best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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