When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
DICK GREGORYCoconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is, most folk really don’t have choices.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
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When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’
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You know, I always say white is not a color, white is an attitude, and if you haven’t got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don’t need, you can’t be white.
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It’s cool to be healthy.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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I personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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