I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
DICK GREGORYMakes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn’t have what I wanted.
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I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is, most folk really don’t have choices.
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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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People with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by lifestyle. If you change the lifestyle, those conditions will leave.
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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
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