Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
DICK GREGORYOne of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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I never thought I’d see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we were in Mississippi.
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Did you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free?’
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No kid in the world, no woman in the world should ever raise a hand against a no-good daddy. That’s already been taken care of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit the Wind.
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It’s cool to be healthy.
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One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
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I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn’t have what I wanted.
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Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
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My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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