The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
DICK GREGORYAnd we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance because you don’t have the spirit to judge someone from within, you’re in trouble.
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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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Every door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
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I personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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