Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
DICK GREGORYEverything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
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I personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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Even though he understood the depths of racism and black oppression, Ali lived his life as a free man—a free loving and lovable man.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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