And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
DICK GREGORYPoor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don’t have the ability to be lovable.
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Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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I never thought I’d see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we were in Mississippi.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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People with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by lifestyle. If you change the lifestyle, those conditions will leave.
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