You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We’re the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.
DICK GREGORYPoor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
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I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is, most folk really don’t have choices.
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To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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Makes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don’t have the ability to be lovable.
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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