The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
DICK GREGORYPoor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don’t have the ability to be lovable.
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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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Did you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
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