Every comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
DICK CAVETTI don’t feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.
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My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
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I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn’t include someone the size of the Hindenburg.
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Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
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I have a long list of things that make me mad.
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It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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Great humorists are great insulters.
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The sudden death at 51 of James Gandolfini is intolerable.
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Unpleasant reading on the subject of anger tells us that there’s not really anything wrong with it. In limited amounts. It can even be a good thing. A pressure valve.
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I’m not the guy with the enormous comedy nose or the big feet or the bad posture or the whatever; a physical comic has certain things.
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You can, after all, reduce the reasons for watching TV to but two: to be lulled, and to be stimulated. Some people do one sometimes, the other sometimes. Some people do all of one or all of the other.
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Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, ‘It was a perfect script for she and I,’ inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, ‘Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?’
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Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.
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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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