Lawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.
DICK CAVETTI have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn’t include someone the size of the Hindenburg.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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Great humorists are great insulters.
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There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing – nothing at all or in any way – be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.
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The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that’s long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.
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I have a disturbing problem with losing things. My vulnerability to loss-distress could properly be labeled not only inordinate, but neurotic.
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Coming up through the ranks of any calling can be rough, but that battered soul who survives the early years of courting the comic muse comes close to knowing what only the soldier knows: What combat is like.
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It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show.
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Why are sex and violence always linked? I’m afraid they’ll blur together in people’s minds – sexandviolence – until we can’t tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, “The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.”
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The greatest benefit of depression is the fact that when I have talked about it, every so often someone comes up and says, you saved my dad’s life.
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In relative youth, we assume we’ll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.
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In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.
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I live a sensible life. You know, I don’t take on too much.
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I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
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Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.
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To call New York’s traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
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If your parents never had children, chances are neither will you.
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The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I’m not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.
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The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.
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The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
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Commercials are not the only exposure that obesity gets on TV. It is by no means a rarity on the wonderful Judge Judy’s show when both plaintiff and accused all but literally fill the screen.
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William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.
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Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
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I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
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I guess the best advice I ever got or anyone could get for doing a talk show, though it has not been easy very often, was from Jack Paar, who said, ‘Kid, don’t make it an interview. Interviews have clipboards, and you’re like David Frost. Make it a conversation.’
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Therapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.
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It’s a tribute to the human brain that anyone is able to function out there on television in a talk situation that is entirely artificial.
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