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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.

Dave Chappelle

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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Action Death Kill Woman
Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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Important Invention Yourself
I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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Control Instance Interest Money Yourself
I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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Better Happiness Mature Myself Start
For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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Famous Gratitude Himself Love Possible
You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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Care Company Yourself
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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Enjoyment Myself Thinking Time
The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Best Children Myself
My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’
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Beginning Expensive Myself Name Price
I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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Goodness Life Marriage Style
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Old People Right Yourself
If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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Lose People Right Yourself
Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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Comedy Field One Liner Orientation
You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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Failure Greatness Life Mark Realization Yourself
When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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Happiness Life Myself Reality Time
Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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Bad Fame Greatness Horrible

I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.

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