I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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