No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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