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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.

Dave Chappelle

Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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Bad Function Smoking Substance Yourself
Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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Country Fame Place
I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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Image Participate Question Right Support Yourself
I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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Fantasy Myself
I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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Leaving Level Myself Necessary Relationship Work
Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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Action Death Kill Woman
I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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Better Happiness Mature Myself Start
The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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Hard True Watch Yourself
Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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Important Invention Yourself
There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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Feeling Stand
The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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Happy High Myself
Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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Kind Stand Yourself
Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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Himself Platform Reparation Serious Slave Thinking Win
All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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People White
I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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Condition Failure Love Myself People
Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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Genius Myself Right Voice

I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.

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