The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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