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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.

Dave Chappelle

I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
DAVE CHAPPELLE

Drama Fun Money Myself Show
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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Call Crazy People Strong Worst
If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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Lose People Right Yourself
I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
DAVE CHAPPELLE

Bad Country God Hope Land Myself Swear
You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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Failure Greatness Life Mark Realization Yourself
The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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Boundary Limitation Yourself
Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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Conquer Performance Street Venue
They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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Commercial Difference Listening Money Myself Pay Taste
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
DAVE CHAPPELLE

Call Crazy Label Name
Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
DAVE CHAPPELLE

Important Invention Yourself
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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Comedy Interest Place World Yourself
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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Black Man Myself Thinking
You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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Care Company Yourself
I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
DAVE CHAPPELLE

Children Fact Laughter Love Show
I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
DAVE CHAPPELLE

Goodness Life Marriage Style
I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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Care Issues Money Myself Work

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