Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
DAVE CHAPPELLENo matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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