Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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