Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.
CHETAN BHAGATShe had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?
More Chetan Bhagat Quotes
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Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.
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In our education system, we are taught to munch figures and remember them for lifetime. But does it help? We are not taught how to make decisions.
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Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.
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Stupid people go to college but “smart people own them”
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Don’t be serious, be sincere.
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Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.
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I am human, I am not perfect. Although, I make mistakes all the time.
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I think original voices get noticed. But most importantly, I think you should have a story to tell.
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We know we are all tarnished, so we doubt everyone else too. It is sad situation, where we need a leader but cannot really trust anyone.
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Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them.
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Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.
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The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.
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Sometimes life is not about what you want to do but what you ought to do.
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The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.
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When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us?
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