Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.
CHETAN BHAGATFrom biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.
More Chetan Bhagat Quotes
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She had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?
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When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don’t look down. Just fly higher so the stones won’t reach you
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All of us needed time to rest. And we had time – four months of it – to take all the rest in the world.
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When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us?
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The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.
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The pretty girl is always right.
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Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.
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Don’t be serious, be sincere.
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Panic does not help, even if you are unable to answer. Try to ask questions to the interviewers as well and it should be impressive enough.
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Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.
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Forgiving doesn’t make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.
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Stupid people go to college but “smart people own them”
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I think original voices get noticed. But most importantly, I think you should have a story to tell.
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The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice.
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Even now I try to make each page compelling for the readers to get absorbed in the book.
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But I guess it’s better for people to shut up rather than rather than say something nasty.
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How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?
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Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.
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While I am a capitalist at heart and I have no problems with commercialization as such, I believe that while it’s okay if education becomes a profitable business, it’s not okay if it becomes corrupt.
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Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them.
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A wise man can be a fool in love.
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It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I’d rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.
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The real middle class India that has always been looking for a voice that is its very own. I write about it because I belong to it.
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The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can’t even tell who is who.
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The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.
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Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.
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