Stupid people go to college but “smart people own them”
CHETAN BHAGATStupid people go to college but “smart people own them”
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Sometimes life is not about what you want to do but what you ought to do.
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The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.
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In our education system, we are taught to munch figures and remember them for lifetime. But does it help? We are not taught how to make decisions.
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A wise man can be a fool in love.
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Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.
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The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice.
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When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.
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Don’t be serious, be sincere.
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Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.
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Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them.
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I’ve told you the four thunderstorms – disappointment, frustration, unfairness and isolation. You cannot avoid them, as like the monsoon they will come into your life at regular intervals. You just need to keep the raincoat handy to not let the spark die.
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Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.
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While I am a capitalist at heart and I have no problems with commercialization as such, I believe that while it’s okay if education becomes a profitable business, it’s not okay if it becomes corrupt.
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It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I’d rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.
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The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.
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When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don’t look down. Just fly higher so the stones won’t reach you
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Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.
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Let’s be honest: the trappings of investment banking are quite tempting. I do miss it sometimes. And to be honest, there was a time I’d read the ‘WSJ’ in the morning, and for years I have done that.
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Don’t be serious, be sincere.
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All of us needed time to rest. And we had time – four months of it – to take all the rest in the world.
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Panic does not help, even if you are unable to answer. Try to ask questions to the interviewers as well and it should be impressive enough.
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We know we are all tarnished, so we doubt everyone else too. It is sad situation, where we need a leader but cannot really trust anyone.
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In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It’s never easier to live being as weaker one!
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Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.
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From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.
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When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us?
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