The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice.
CHETAN BHAGATNothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.
More Chetan Bhagat Quotes
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Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.
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The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can’t even tell who is who.
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When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us?
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Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them.
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The pretty girl is always right.
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Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.
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Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them.
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Stupid people go to college but “smart people own them”
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Don’t be serious, be sincere.
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Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.
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I’ve told you the four thunderstorms – disappointment, frustration, unfairness and isolation. You cannot avoid them, as like the monsoon they will come into your life at regular intervals. You just need to keep the raincoat handy to not let the spark die.
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The younger generation is surrounded by the Internet, apps, and video games. But somehow, my books make them read.
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Forgiving doesn’t make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.
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A wise man can be a fool in love.
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But I guess it’s better for people to shut up rather than rather than say something nasty.
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Work hard, but make time for your love, family and friends. Nobody remembers PowerPoint presentations on your final day.
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Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.
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While I am a capitalist at heart and I have no problems with commercialization as such, I believe that while it’s okay if education becomes a profitable business, it’s not okay if it becomes corrupt.
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Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.
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I am human, I am not perfect. Although, I make mistakes all the time.
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It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I’d rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.
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From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.
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The real middle class India that has always been looking for a voice that is its very own. I write about it because I belong to it.
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Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.
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The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.
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The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.
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