“Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.”

The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.

Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.

When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don’t look down. Just fly higher so the stones won’t reach you

The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can’t even tell who is who.

All of us needed time to rest. And we had time – four months of it – to take all the rest in the world.

Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.

The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.

Sometimes life is not about what you want to do but what you ought to do.

The pretty girl is always right.

Panic does not help, even if you are unable to answer. Try to ask questions to the interviewers as well and it should be impressive enough.

Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.

When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.

Forgiving doesn’t make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.

Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.

Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.

Difficulties, by bracing the mind to overcome them, assist cheerfulness, as exercise assists digestion.

Let’s be cheerful! We have no more right to steal the brightness out of the day for our own family than we have to steal the purse of a stranger.

I am watching the Earth. The visibility is good. I feel well and cheerful. The machine is functioning normally.

The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.

People in general want to build somebody up and then try to knock them down. They always root for the underdog.

A poet is a nightingale, who sits in darkness and sings to cheer its own solitude with sweet sounds.

Encourage one another. Many times a word of praise or thanks or appreciation or cheer has kept people on their feet.

Nothing is more graceful than habitual cheerfulness.